Punk Madness Returns To The Alley

Reasons you should be at this show:
It is Tiff’s birthday show.
It is The Mongoloids’ last show in their current incarnation and under this name.
The Jerk Officers are playing naked.
Okay, that’s not true. Semi-naked.
Family Secret escaped from the planet of the apes almost unscathed. The apes did experiment on Jay though, but the hybrid DNA didn’t take completely over. Mike…well…I heard he just has a little tumor now.
Bomb Threat promises not to lose any members in the parking lot.
Cut Throat Freak Show will perform live from Scotland for this show. We may have to huddle around laptops, but hey…we are all friends. And most of you wear deodorant.
Oh, and there will be cake!